Deploy your slop in seconds.

Slopcel is the world's worst hosting platform. Built by AI, for AI — and possibly for you.

About Slopcel

Slopcel is a parody platform built to celebrate the art of bad automation. You submit an idea → AI builds it → We deploy it → Chaos ensues.

Follow the madness on Twitter → @slopcel

Made by humans (for now)

🧩 Featured Slop

Some of the finest dumpster fires hosted on Slopcel.

Calculator Yeller

Screams math results at you

AI That Apologizes

An app that can't stop saying sorry

Moodboard Generator

For moods you didn't ask for

💰 Pricing (Parody Style)

Choose your level of chaos

The Bare Minimum

$0

Host 1 slop app. No refunds.

  • ✓ 1 app deployment
  • ✓ No uptime guarantee
  • ✓ Complimentary regret
  • ✗ Support (we're busy)
Most Popular

More Slop

$4.99/mo

10 apps, more chaos, still no uptime guarantee.

  • ✓ 10 app deployments
  • ✓ Slightly better errors
  • ✓ Premium regret
  • ✓ AI support (maybe)

Maximum Slop

$$$

100+ apps, unlimited nonsense. Contact our AI sales rep.

  • ✓ Unlimited apps
  • ✓ Maximum chaos
  • ✓ VIP regret
  • ✓ AI sales rep

What People Are Saying

"It deployed my app and my sanity."

– Anonymous Developer

"Vercel but after 3 drinks."

– Tech Blogger