Slopcel is the world's worst hosting platform. Built by AI, for AI — and possibly for you.
Slopcel is a parody platform built to celebrate the art of bad automation. You submit an idea → AI builds it → We deploy it → Chaos ensues.
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Made by humans (for now)
Some of the finest dumpster fires hosted on Slopcel.
Screams math results at you
An app that can't stop saying sorry
For moods you didn't ask for
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"It deployed my app and my sanity."
– Anonymous Developer
"Vercel but after 3 drinks."
– Tech Blogger